These are the selfies Austin took on my phone. No one steal them please, I marked them for a reason.
i just got really fucked up thinking about clouds
- weigh as much as an elephant or a 747 or more but still float
- literally full of electricity much like your standard vibrator
- pisses rain all over us ungrateful bastards
- make cool shapes like rabbits or dongs
- they dont give a fuck where they go they just go to trash shit
props clouds, you’re metal as hell
so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline
and thankfully there was a picture along with this story
I SAID I’D NEVER LET YOU FALL AND I ALWAYS MEANT IT
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
i ship it.
oh but when i tried to get a burrito early they said no
I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much